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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 03:11

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do you love fat pussy?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

How do I get my body in shape?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.